Depending on who you ask, the greatest rock drummer of all time is either
John Bonham of
Led Zeppelin or this man. Between his fourteen year career as
The Who’s drummer, blowing up toilets in hotel rooms across America, and
passing out on stage in the middle of a song, he is remembered as one of the most charismatic, talented, and insane figures in rock history. It was said that had he been born at a later date, he probably would have been diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder. Sadly, an overdose of sedatives ended his life prematurely at the age of thirty-two. Considering that he is one of rock’s most legendary artists, it is with no doubt that his life cannot be fully summarized here.
This song comes from Moon’s only solo album, titled
Two Sides of the Moon, and features a slew of Moon’s famous friends. It was composed entirely of cover songs written by artists such as
John Lennon,
Pete Townshend, and
Brian Wilson. This particular song was originally written by
Randy Newman, who stated that its lyrics were based on a true story told to him by a friend who worked as a public defender.
Keith Moon - Naked Man (1975)
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Lyrics:
Old lady lost in the city
In the middle of a cold, cold night
It was fourteen below and the wind starts to blow
There wasn't a boy scout in sight
Pull down the shades 'cause he's comin'
Turn out the lights 'cause he's here
Runnin' hard down the street
Through the snow and the sleet
On the coldest night of the year
Beware- beware- beware of the naked man
Beware- beware- beware of the naked man
Old lady head up toward Broad Street
Shufflin' up town against the wind
She had started to cry, wiped a tear from her eye
And looked back to see where she had been
Old lady stand on the corner
With a purse in her hand
She does not know but in a minute or so
She will be robbed by a naked man
Beware- beware- beware of the naked man
Beware- beware- beware of the naked man
Old lady lean ‘gainst a lamp post
Starin' down at the ground on which she stand
She look up and scream
For the lamplight's beam
There stood the famous naked man
And he say, "They found out about my sister
And kicked me out of the navy
They would have strung me up if they could
I tried to explain that we were both of us lazy
And we’re doing the best we could"
But he faked to the left and he faked to the right
And he snatched the purse from her hand
"Someone stop me," he cried
As he faded from sight
"Won't nobody help the naked man?"
"Won't nobody help the naked man?"
Beware- beware- beware of the naked man
Beware- beware- beware of the naked man
I’m not naked, but beware
I’m not naked, but beware
I’m not naked, but beware
I’m not naked, but beware
Do you think The Beatles will get back together?